I'll record and send you a personal 30-60 second video message, so you can send it to a lover (or keep it for yourself) for Valentines Day.

Select "Heartthrob" If you're looking for a more traditional valentine's day video message

Select "Hey Pig" if you're looking for awkward filth

After your purchase you'll receive an automated form in a few hours that asks for details, like who this message is for and what you'd like me to say. If I'm not comfortable saying specific things I may choose not, or I may adlib instead if they are too inapprops.

You'll get your messages in your inbox by Friday AM at the latest.

I've never done video messages, I'm not on Cameo, and I probably won't do this again so make it count!